Movie Review: The Convenant

Now we all love movies right? Who doesnt? Its part of being human. Ive been thinking lately about using this space to shoot off a blab here and there on what I think about movies from the past, present and the future. I will say what I think and give my rating of the movies. And if you dont like it, then you can respond back to me or go fuck off! Now here goes.......My first movie review.


The Covenant
1 Star

I know what youre thinking.... Walker, this movie has been out for some time now, what took so long? Well it was a matter of finding someone who was brave of enough to go with me and plus The Wicker Man was not playing that night, that was the movie that I really wanted to see. Nick Cage is the man.........
So after much searching I found someone. We went to a place that not only plays the movie it also serves food and beer, a great combo and boy we were gonna need it.

I could describe this movie maybe in one sentence. Im going to try to go further, but well see. You dont even need to buy a movie ticket. All you need is some gas, a car of some sort and about three other friends of yours. Now go to your local mall. Once youre there find the Abercrombie and Fitch store and walk in. Look around, take in the sights. Listen to the loud horrible music. The ripped jeans on the selves that cost like $90 just to look at. Look at all the giant life sized pictures of better looking people than you, having fun in places that youll never be at. Talk to some of the patrons and employees, get their take on why theyre better than you and why they shop and work there. After the long trek through its high priced walls, you should have soaked up the lifestyle of the beautiful people. (Keep those thoughts in your head) now exit and right across the way is Hot Topic. You might have been here before as a joke or something but come on, go on in its cool. After the creepy looking iron gates its not so bad. Youre going to hear some more really loud, really horrible music. Take a look around. The shitty band shirts, the shitty clothes that cost almost as much as the other store you were just in. Soak in the atmosphere. Ask some of the shoppers, why so glum? Why so down? Find out why theyre here. After a small wafer of depression comes forth, from their pale vessel, take a step back and head your way to rear of the store and look for books on tarot cards, the occult and witches. Once in your grasp run over the pages with your hands. Get a good feel of the book, like you might be casting your first spell. Look at the pages get an idea of what these people went through, the horrors they endured. Make sure to note all of the fairies and that fucking, fuck from the Nightmare before X-mas that are sprawled on the covers and within some of the pages of theses ancient tomes.

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