Movie Review: Blood Beach
BLOOD BEACH
Maybe a ½ a star
(Warning: Before you read on..... plot ruiners and its actually more like a quick re-tell of the movie, than a real review. Although I tell you what I think, whats shitty and what works. I had to explain this movie to you before you might have gone out and wasted money on it.)
Now on most rainy days Id sit in the dark and look at porn all night. Trying very hard to picture myself inside my computer. But not on this night! No, I picked up a movie at home instead. Now I hadnt seen this movie in years and its almost as old as I am. Its about 26yrs old. I dont think you could find it anywhere out there except maybe on the net. Many of you probably have not seen it so thats why put the disclaimer up before hand. The cover kinda of looks like a late 70's porn title except for the hot chick getting sucked underneath the sandy beaches of southern CALIFORNIA, by some unknown thingy. This movie was supposed to be the JAWS of the beaches. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water you cant even get to it. A little quote from the cover. Pretty cool huh? So feeling kinda of lonely, I jumped off the computer and ran to my movie rack and found this forgotten treat.
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Maybe a ½ a star
(Warning: Before you read on..... plot ruiners and its actually more like a quick re-tell of the movie, than a real review. Although I tell you what I think, whats shitty and what works. I had to explain this movie to you before you might have gone out and wasted money on it.)
Now on most rainy days Id sit in the dark and look at porn all night. Trying very hard to picture myself inside my computer. But not on this night! No, I picked up a movie at home instead. Now I hadnt seen this movie in years and its almost as old as I am. Its about 26yrs old. I dont think you could find it anywhere out there except maybe on the net. Many of you probably have not seen it so thats why put the disclaimer up before hand. The cover kinda of looks like a late 70's porn title except for the hot chick getting sucked underneath the sandy beaches of southern CALIFORNIA, by some unknown thingy. This movie was supposed to be the JAWS of the beaches. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water you cant even get to it. A little quote from the cover. Pretty cool huh? So feeling kinda of lonely, I jumped off the computer and ran to my movie rack and found this forgotten treat.
Want to read the rest? Click Here...
posted by traviscommeau at 11/04/2006 04:10:00 PM
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