Craigasorusrex
We have found the cure to the Bass quandary--Craig Untiet.
It’s been tough trying to find the right man/woman/transgender for the job. We’ve received thousands and thousands of applications, but no one seemed right, until we came across the résumé of one Craig Untiet. We found Craig through Monster.com, and after a series of intense reviews (night of drunken’ jamming) we decided that he was the right man for the job.
You may have seen Craig in such bands as Chunk light tuna, Fiber Optic Andy and Boys II Men. Through further inspection we’ve found that Adam (guitar player/bad mood king) and Craig are actually cousins…or something weird.
Craig is a creative and talented person and will definitely add his own unique element to the band’s live show and sound. Craig’s on stage persona--reminiscent of a zebra tailed lizard with a red bull addiction is sure to add some vigor to the MFTG performance.
We’ve started rehearsals in the hope that the shows will soon follow; in fact I believe that we have some type of show lined up for the late spring.
As for Travis, well you’ll be seeing him in his rockin’ new band .psd at a Kraft box near you soon.
posted by toddkramer at 4/02/2006 10:00:00 PM
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I have to admit, i felt a twinge of jealousy at reading this, but alas i'm too far away for now. On the other hand, i did feel a swell of pride though, seeing that you lot figured out how to post a photo, and a damn fine one at that, with your entries... but where the hell did you find my old driver's license? that's more nasty looking than the undead version of yours truely up top.
As for the Kraft packaging, apparently Kraft Foods are a bunch of lame candy-asses that wouldn't know a progressive design move if it was stapled to their balls and used to drag them into the land of Good Taste. In other words, the packaging that EJ and I designed kinda freaked out the focus groups which freaked out one of the Hydra's heads at the home office and sent a Kraft exec into a spiral of the most ridiculous nonsense i've ever heard come out of a human mouth. Guy literally shit himself trying to rape his way into an atrocious alternative design while simultaneously donkey punching the fonts and bukake-ing the color scheme.
Keep my seat warm 8inch, my ass is sensitive.
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